to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!
today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students